DECREES

ACHTENSHUN


The great leader B.H.Obomer will now speak
to His lowly subjects

As of yesterday I have decreed the constitution and bill of rights out dated. I, your great leader have done this for your piece of mind as you really didn't understand it's true meaning anyway.

There will be NO gun control in my free USA as I have decreed that as of yesterday for your protection no one but my private army and guards will be allowed to possess firearms, if you have no guns then I cannot control them.Your great leader is here to protect you and your loved ones in my loving grasp from the evils of guns.

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In other news Mr. C. is to announce a new range competition in following with the great leaders new decrees. The new and exciting rock throwing competition:

You will be allowed: 7 rocks in your plastic bucket ( under 1/2 inch in diameter ) to be kept 100 feet behind the throwing line at all times.

You may take only one rock to the throwing line at a time, to be held loosely by your side in a non-threatening manner until you have come to a complete and safe stop at the throwing line.

You may raise your rock to the throwing position when instructed by the range master to make ready.

You will be timed as to how fast you can return to your bucket and get your ***** off or I should say throw all your rocks.

There will be plastic targets but no one really expects you to hit one.

And not to worry everyone will receive the same score so as not to hurt any one's little frail feelings.

Any infraction of the above rules will be a federal felony and punished to the maximum extent of the great leaders decrees.

Mr.C. will be looking forward to a  big turn out!